Villain Cultivator

Nuwa smirked as she admired Miaomiao\'s current appearance. His charm and pretty face even made her envious.

Fuxi fixated on Miaomiao\'s appearance. He gulped, suppressing his inner desire, "Indeed."

"Hahaha. Do you want me to be the middle man? I might be able to convince Mao Miaomiao to be your dao companion."

"Isn\'t he a man? He also has so many wives. I doubt he will stay a woman forever."

"We just have to convince him that being a sage\'s woman is better."

"How?"

Nuwa pointed at Fuxi\'s pants and made a finger-into-a-hole gesture.

Fuxi\'s expression turned dark. He shook his head, "I won\'t sink that low. No."

"A pity. I was hoping for a sister-in-law."

"…"

"Anyway, Pangu is really excessive. Mao Miaomiao will end up joining our ranks if he keeps this up."

"Should we kill him, then?"

"We can\'t. All sages can\'t directly attack a mortal. Our chances to kill him is gone."

"… You shouldn\'t have stopped me. I could have killed that Chaos Demon God and Mao Miaomiao together and claim that it was an accident."

"True. Anyway, let\'s go back. We\'re done here."

…

Xie Lian, Xie Tian, Xie Qingtian, and Miaomiao let out a sigh of relief.

The fight was bitter. They did their best, but the chain network was ruined. Moreover, several mountains on the core network planet were destroyed because of the previous shockwave.

Everyone looked at each other. And then, they finally gawked at Miaomiao\'s face and figure.

"Master, you\'re quite beautiful," Xie Tian purposely licked his lips and stared at his boobas.

Miaomiao scoffed, "Don\'t fall for me. It\'s only temporary since this is an emergency."

"So, you\'re stronger when you\'re a woman? Why don\'t you stay as a woman forever? I don\'t mind having you as my master and wife at the same time."

"Scram!"

Miaomiao hissed and covered himself with the archangel hooded robe and black mist. He grabbed Killer Queen\'s arm and transformed her back to a katana. Then, he chased after Xie Tian.

Xie Tian laughed and vanished. He even used time manipulation skills to flee.

A few minutes later, Miaomiao gave up chasing after Xie Tian and returned to the demon king castle of Xie Lian.

Xie Tian came back. However, he rubbed his chin and secretly checked on Miaomiao\'s figure from afar.

\'Damn. He\'s even prettier than my wives.\'

As soon as he thought that, his wives in his dantian world yelled at Xie Tian.

\'Are you for real?!\'

\'Tian\'er, do you swing that way?!\'

\'Husband, you\'re sick.\'

"…"

Xie Tian sweated profusely.

Protagonists usually defeated villains. But wives of protagonists could own protagonists any day.

…

Xie Lian and Xie Qingtian finally got time to catch up on things. The former apologized to his little brother, but the latter didn\'t mind it.

"Forget it. That was our father\'s fault. By the way, what do you think of her?"

"Her? Oh, Mao Miaomiao?"

"No. The other one hiding in him."

Xie Lian\'s expression was solemn, "The missing favorite daughter of Lilith is Mao Miaomiao\'s sentinel. Once this matter spreads, every horny man under Heavenly Dao will flock here to hunt him down and catch her. Lilim will also come with the entire Netherworld Army to avenge for Lilith and bring Xu Chu back."

Xie Qingtian glanced at Miaomiao and scoffed, "So, what\'s next, clan strategist?"

Xie Lian sighed and coughed, "Lord Adam. The crisis is over. Could you stop hiding and come out?"

Behind Xie Qingtian, a transparent figure dispelled his camouflage spell and revealed his aura. Adam walked out of the void and greeted them.

"I thought nobody noticed me."

"You are terrible, Lord Adam. You could have helped us. We almost died," Xie Lian frowned.

"But you killed it."

"The credits go to Mao Miaomiao, his myth-grade weapon, and Xie Tian. We did practically nothing."

"True."

"Then, could you tell us what you have been doing? What are the SAGES doing? How could that pill and that thing appear in the lower realm?"

Hearing Xie Lian\'s words, Xie Qingtian realized something. He glared at Adam, "I also thought that Chaos Demon God was extinct. How did the will of Chaos Demon God come to life?"

Adam gave the two men a meaningful look.

Then, he revealed the truth.

"That was a teaser to Pangu Online 2."

"!!!"

"The Second Calamity of Players has started. The alpha testers are probing our universe, and the sages have been preparing for the beta testers and the players. As usual, Supreme Dao Giant Sage Pangu let them in again."

"WHAT?!"

"You don\'t have time to be surprised. Here is another task for you, Xie Qingtian. Go to Buddha Constellation Sector and bring Mao Miaomiao\'s wives and his subordinates here ASAP. As for you, Xie Lian, go back to Eden Garden and reestablish the Xie Clan. You can use the name of Mao Miaomiao as your son-in-law. Then, recruit as many people as possible within 10 years."

"10 years?" Xie Lian narrowed his eyes, "Why 10 years?"

"Because of Mao Miaomiao\'s rapid growth rate, the beta testers might come earlier than scheduled. They might even appear here when Lilim\'s army shows up."

"S-So soon?"

"Pass my message to OG-Buddha, Bodhisattva Buddha, War God Buddha, and THAT FUCKING DISGUSTING MONKEY for me. Tell them that Eden Garden wishes to form an alliance with them after the reset."

"Reset?"

"You\'ll know when the time comes. OG-Buddha is another king piece, so he will understand it. Now, get to work!"

"…"

Xie Lian sighed and rushed back to the Eden Garden Sect to clean up the old city of Xie Clan. Xie Qingtian grudgingly traveled to Buddha Constellation Sector, which was located deep in the Heavenly Dao\'s Central Universe.

Adam then turned toward Fu Daotian, who had been hiding in the atmosphere of Eden Garden Planet, peeking at Adam and Xie brothers.

"Fu Daotian. You\'re a king piece like me. Why are you acting like a powerless deity?"

Fu Daotian smirked. He vanished and reappeared in front of Adam, "It was fun teasing the young. I just wanted to see how they fared against a weakened Chaos Demon God up close."

"Did their performance satisfy you?"

"It was so-so."

"But you ran away from the Chaos Demon God."

"It was a tactical retreat. I barely used 1% of my strength!" Fu Daotian averted his eyes and sweated profusely.

Adam shook his head and changed the subject, "Let\'s clean up the mess. We need to be prepared for Lilim\'s invasion. She will come for Xu Chu and Mao Miaomiao soon."

"Do we even need to prepare? Their forces are so weak. How many deities do they have? Like, less than my fingers?"

"Leviathan, Jormungandr, Tiamat, and Devil\'s cronies are lurking within Lilith\'s ranks. If they move, the entire Dragon Race will mobilize to help them. We will be fighting all Lilith and Devil\'s subordinates at once."

"Yikes!"

"And don\'t forget about Uranus and Gaea\'s Olympus Mountain. They might attack us as well. You know what Zeus and Poseidon do whenever they hear about a peerless fairy or a beautiful succubus. Lilim\'s subordinates are all women also, so…"

"…"

Fu Daotian let out a long sigh. He turned around and rushed to the demon king castle.

After Fu Daotian had left, Adam took a deep breath and sent his voice transmission to his master.

\'Your Excellency, I have a favor to ask you.\'

…

Because of the Chaos Demon God, the annual examination was canceled.

The dead vessels, candidates, and initiates of the sect were resurrected by Adam. However, the unlucky people, whose souls had been destroyed, were unable to come back to life.

The cause of this mess, Grand Elder Mu, was arrested and put in Eden Garden Sect\'s prison. The entire incident would be thoroughly investigated, and the elder had to explain the source of the pill he had eaten.

As for the initiates and candidates, everybody got a failed grade by default, except Miaomiao.

Because of his contribution of eliminating the Chaos Demon God, Adam entitled Miaomiao as a guest disciple of Eden Garden Sect, which had the same status as outer disciples

Miaomiao\'s reputation was well-known among candidates and initiates. Now, every disciple and elder knew his name.

As everybody knew Miaomiao, he became a hot topic. And after he had become the talk of the town, rumors spread.

As the majority of the local cultivators were either immortals or deities, they noticed the presence of a succubus ancestor during the fight. Moreover, the captivating beauty of the female Miaomiao and his gender-swap pill attracted a lot of attention.

Outer disciples, inner disciples, core disciples, elders, and other grand elders heard the rumor. Some of them sent their men to gather intel about Miaomiao and the recent battle between him and the Chaos Demon God, including Xu Chu\'s current location.

It didn\'t take long before a talented object reader and an artist cooperated and drew portraits of Xu Chu and Miaomiao.

Soon, some of the rogue cultivators left the Dark Forbidden Zone and went back to Heavenly Dao\'s inner universe. They carried the news of Xu Chu\'s last seen location and Miaomiao\'s fame, including copies of their drawn portraits.

…

Meanwhile, after the crisis, Miaomiao returned to the demon king castle. He let out Xie Fan, Meng Po, and all his wives outside.

Now that Xu Chu\'s presence was exposed, Miaomiao no longer bothered hiding her and his wives anymore. After all, Lilim and perverted young masters from every corner of the universe would eventually come here to find him.

There was nowhere to run. He could only stay here and fight.

Miaomiao turned around. He gazed at Xie Fan, who was still pregnant despite living in the dantian space for years.

When she had met the other wives, she was inwardly shocked. But after spending time together, she discovered that they were friendlier than the clansmen and her neighbors, especially Ma Xingjuan and Kang Yan.

The wives and cats went out to explore the castle while Miaomiao went to the King Chamber, where he couldn\'t enter before.

He also looked at one of the system inventory slots, which contained a new item that he had gotten from the previous quest that required him to protect Xie Lian. It was a crystal ball the size of a palm. However, the description of the item troubled Miaomiao.

…

Dao Stone

You may use the cryptocurrency token "Dao Stone" to:

- Exchange for real money on Divine Theocracy Earth.

- Purchase items from Divine Theocracy Earth\'s Token Shop.

- Temporarily or permanently transfer souls from Divine Theocracy Earth to in-game avatars.

- Extend Pangu Online 2\'s Subscription End Date.

- Extend in-game avatar\'s lifespan.

- Purchase in-game soul insurances.

- Trade with other players.

- Purchase Land on Heavenly Dao Universe, Great Dao Realm, Fate Realm, Chaos Realm, and Origin Chaos Realm.

- Purchase access rights on Heavenly Dao Universe, Great Dao Realm, Fate Realm, Chaos Realm, and Origin Chaos Realm.

- Hire local NPCs, temporarily or permanently.

- Unlock Divine Warehouse\'s spaces.

- Unlock Divine Stables.

- Unlock…

…

The list covered ten pages, and Miaomiao didn\'t want to keep reading as the purposes of this thing were obvious.

It was a cryptocurrency token!

Moreover, it would be used in the upcoming game. And the people from Divine Theocracy Earth might be the home of PLAYERS.

\'Pangu, oh Pangu. Why are you doing this with this lowly universe? Is this for your entertainment or your business? If so, how many innocent souls in the lower realms must you kill before you\'re satisfied?\'

The bitter feeling of being on the oppressed side swelled.

After Miaomiao came to this world, he had never had true freedom. Every time that he thought he was free, a higher entity descended and complicated his life.

Grand schemes after grand schemes implicated him. He was forced to become a villainous mob, then a 3rd-rated young master villain, then a side-character, then a protagonist hunter, then a protagonist, and now an NPC antagonist while he remained as a protagonist of his own story.

What was he? An awkwardly designed character in a novel? A protagonist in a villain story? A perverted villain? An anti-hero? An anti-villain? Or a lucky local scumbag that got trapped in the sage\'s grand chess game?

Miaomiao stepped into the King Chamber. The arrays in the room immediately hit Miaomiao and tried to repel him.

Yet, Miaomiao stood firm. He stepped forward, one at a time.

After walking 20 steps into the room, the pressure was gone.

His stopwatch accelerated time inside him and ended the gender-swap pill\'s effect.

Miaomiao reverted back to the male angel form.

As the overwhelming Origin Primordial Yin occupied more than half of his dantian universe, it influenced his appearance. His face could still potentially look prettier than Xu Chu and Diaochan if he put on a woman\'s makeup and a woman\'s dress.

He walked toward the balcony and gazed at the garden below. As usual, the deadly plants there attacked his wives, but the gang had fun toying with the plants and burning some nasty-looking flowers.

Miaomiao shook his head and looked at the dark sky. He clicked his tongue and swore.

"One of these days, I\'ll beat the fuck out of everyone that toyed with my life!"

Ding

<Heavenly Dao of Zenith Heaven is sad by your rebellious attitude toward Heavenly Dao.>

<Heavenly Dao of Zenith Heaven has given you a new quest.>

"Again?"

Miaomiao sighed and shook his head. He put his hands on the marble balcony rail and leaned forward.

"Well, fine. What now?"

He checked the system menu to read the quest content.

Suddenly, he felt something nice.

Looking down, Miaomiao found Xie Fan, giving him a mouth service.

"What are you doing?"

Xie Fan grinned, "Cheering my sad husband, what else?"

Miaomiao laughed and patted her head. Then, he grabbed her and began moving.

\'Oh well. My life is a mess, but it\'s not that boring. Go ahead, Pangu. Do your worse. But do me a favor. Leave my family alone so that I can come back to have fun with them, okay?\'

Ding

<Heavenly Dao of Zenith Heaven has blessed you with the Dao of Rod Sensitivity.>

<From now on, permanently, your manhood\'s sensitivity has been increased by 10,000%>

\'Well, crap.\'

Suddenly, Miaomiao\'s back and hips cramped, and Xie Fan pushed him down.

The fun night was still long.